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The Squishy Pillow

December 28, 2018 by Brian Nelson Leave a Comment

We have one, what we call, “squishy pillow.” It’s older than our kids. The purpose of the squishy pillow is to put it over your face because you were a dumbass and didn’t hang the curtains right away when you moved in and now your wife has decided she likes the light in the bedroom. The squishy pillow molds to your face such that you can get it over your eyes while leaving your nose and mouth out for breathing.


Unfortunately, the wife loves the squishy pillow and I can’t have it until she leaves in the morning. This requires me waking up and fumbling for said pillow instead of rolling over and staying asleep.


In this day of gel filled, super carbon fiber, teflon antimonium pillow, I’m not sure how or where to buy a squishy pillow, which as near as I can tell is filled with chopped up, cheapo foam. I’ve checked Macy’s and Target, and even K-mart, when they were still around.


This is my Twinkie.

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